Saturday 20 December 2014

Funny Quotes & Sayings

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In your quiet moments, what do you think about?  How far you’ve come, or how far you have to go?  Your strengths, or your weaknesses?  The best that might happen, or the worst that might come to be?  In your quiet moments, pay attention to your thoughts.  Because maybe, just maybe, the only thing that needs to shift in order for you to experience more happiness, more love, and more vitality, is your way of thinking.

You don't have to know how to tell jokes to crack people up. Many people regularly tend to forget that there's more to humor than just verbal humor. There's actually an infinite number of ways to get people to laugh without telling jokes, from dancing without music to mastering a hilarious facial expression.

Set the scene for laughter. If you want to lighten up your program,you might want to let the audience know this, even before you say one word. Project some lighthearted visuals as the audience is entering the room. Play some uplifting music as they enter. Or, add some humor to your presentation title or program description. Your bio, for example, can have a list of accomplishments, playfully followed by "His mother is very proud." 

Facial expression is a big part. In a funny situation where everyone is laughing, try hard to look blank, like you don't know what's happening. You get laughs, and all eyes are on YOU. Don't be scared. Some people like staring at other people unexpectedly- that cracks up laughs.

Poke fun at yourself. Again, even before you open your mouth, you can show the audience that you don't take yourself too seriously by adding some playful things about you in your introduction. For example, have the announcer tell the audience that you are the author of seven books which have sold well over 3 copies. Then the person corrects their mistake and says, "Oops, that's 300,000 copies." Or go wild, put it the other way around. 

Get some laughs with a prop. It has been said that learning is enhanced with visual aids. If this is true, then speakers need to enhance their talks with something to visually illustrate what they are saying. A prop is a great way to do this because it not only makes your message memorable but it can also get a laugh. Use balloons to illustrate how people can let go of their stress or an inflatable globe to illustrate how we often carry the world around on our shoulders. All make a point and all get a laugh.  

Tell your humorous stories. Open your humor eyes and ears and look and listen for the funny things that happen all around you. Families are an especially good resource for finding humorous stories. One such story involves the author's 93-year-old mother. Every time she goes to the doctor, she hires a van service to take her there and back. One late afternoon, it didn't show up to take her home. Since the doctor had to close the office for the day, he suggested that she wait for the van in the pizza parlor next door. After waiting a long time without the van arriving, she went up to the counter and asked, "Do you deliver?" When the man behind the counter replied, "Of course, we do. We're a pizza place." She said, "Great. Then I'd like a pepperoni pizza and I'd like to go with it."  

Borrow some witty words. While waiting for your own humor-related stories to appear, you might want to borrow some funny short quotes from famous people to lighten up your talks. Quotation books, the TV, newspapers, and magazines such as Reader's Digest are great resources for locating great quotes. For instance, if you frequently speak to hospice groups, Woody Allen's comments about death and dying are appropriate (e.g., "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?") Quotes and one-liners from movies and TV shows often work, but make sure they are not too dramatic or well known. Studying sitcom characters like Chandler Bing from Friends will get you in the mentality of a naturally funny person. 

Remember the bottom line. For non-humorists, some of the ideas presented here may seem too frivolous for your subject matter. Nevertheless, you are still encouraged to seek some way of upping the entertainment value of your talks because it might also increase what you can charge. As Steve Allen once noted, "People will pay more to be entertained than educated".

Make it relevant. One final word about using humor in your presentations—make sure it is relevant. Amusing an audience for the sake of getting a laugh might be ideal for a stand-up comedian or an after-dinner humorist but it's probably not good for most speakers. If your humor doesn't make a point or have a purpose, don't use it.

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 Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos

Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos

Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos

Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Life Lessong Photos
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